Marketing

We invite you to receive our texts

And dive into the invevitable vortex

That is the marketing funnel

As hard as you try

Not to buy buy buy

We'll always be here with a remind

-er to take our deal

While we take your email

And all other sensitive information

As is outlined by the terms

On our "conditional" and unrelated forms

If you'll just check that fine print box oh wait -

We've already taken care of it for you

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